[JustSomeGuy]

well thanks i love the picture of Daydream and I.
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Love isn't about finding the perfect person, But learning to see an imperfect person perfectly

[Ms.Office.Slut]

*Blushes*

I hope Daddy doesn't find out!

[Mr. Tom Peepin]

DO the office slut

DON’T do the boss’s daughter

UNLESS she is the office slut.

She is I know

[casey714]

aw gee... running to the bar for tequila shots is on the "Don't" list, guess I'll just have to find a spot really close to it to hang out...
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Casey714
...the most precious gift you can give is yourself...

[**MANAGEMENT**]

~~MANAGEMENT TIPS FOR NOT HUMILIATING YOURSELF~~
~~~~~~~AT THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY~~~~~~~

~ The office Christmas party is a great opportunity for you to show your co-workers the more social and fun side of your personality. If you do not have a social and fun side to your personality, hang out with Accounting.

~ Yes, at the office holiday party your only “work” is to shmooze, drink on the company, and chat it up with the most attractive people in the room. If you are in Marketing, today is “business-as-usual.”

~ The office Christmas party is also a great opportunity to talk to people you rarely interact with on a day-to-day basis. For instance, you may see the engineers talking to the receptionists. After 2 – 3 minutes of awkward, choppy, pause-riddled conversation, you will understand why these 2 groups should be restricted to hallway head nods.

~ Loosen up your tie, let down your hair.
NOTE TO MEN: This does NOT mean to remove your toupee.


Here are some Do’s and Don’ts:

~ DO the office slut

DON’T do the boss’s daughter

UNLESS she is the office slut.


~ DO drink

DON’T get wasted

UNLESS drinks are free... because if you don't, then the only thing getting wasted is free alcohol.


~ DO go to the office holiday party to get ahead

DON’T go to the office holiday party to get head

UNLESS you are a tenured professor because, really, what the hell can anybody do about it?


~ WOMEN:

DO dress a bit more festive than you would at the office

DON’T wear revealing clothing

UNLESS you want that raise, my little buttercup. Heh heh heh.

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~ MEN:

DO ~ speak in a more relaxed manner

DON’T ~ use foul language

UNLESS ~ you are whispering it into the ear of a co-worker with a hand on the crotch

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~ DO ask before bringing a significant other

DON’T bring uninvited guests

UNLESS they are strippers!!!

WATCH as Accounting begs the strippers for receipts for tax purposes

LISTEN to Rose shout “I can do better than that!” as she rips off her bra to expose tassel-twirling boobies and tears off her panties to reveal her "accounts receivable" covered only by a single yellow post-it note.

STARE as the engineer pulls the giggling receptionist into the bathroom

RUN to the bar to get that Tequila shot

PLAN to change careers.

~ RULES TO REMEMBER:

What happens in the office Christmas party’s stationary room STAYS in the office Christmas party’s stationary room.
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[Mr. Awkward]

How management managed to catch all those incredibly accurate moments around the office I'll never know! Wonderful security cameras!

Great job, management!

My caption suggestion for the final cartoon: "NO, Jakie! You can't buy 5p worth of time!"

[free-n-wet]

lol those are great!
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I want to laugh,feel passion,dance in the rain! I want to be loved for who I am and not who they think I should be!

[Venus18]

In PPPesty's dreams!!!

I'm sure there's some "Clause" that can get me out of having to be nice to PPPesty...

Dammm... It is the season to be charitable... ok PPPPesty, put it there...

I mean SHAKE HANDS!!! You Perv!!!


hehehehehehehehe
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GODDESS
“[I love U] without action, are just words... and words will never hurt.”

[pinksapphire]

I deny all the rumours....

[well behaved lady]

roflmfao.....the management is fucking brilliant *oops no I'm not sucking upto the boss*

I'm loving the stationary cupboard, reminds me not so long ago of a certain lusty who had to make haste for the stationary cupboard in his office

That photocopier can be a bugger too
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Wubble

[**MANAGEMENT**]

Feel free to post your Office Christmas Party fun stuff here



The below images were discovered in the desk of
Miss No Knickers,
shortly after she was dismissed from Anything Lusty Inc.
for not shagging the boss.





































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