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8PUSSIES
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Flying, Major, Misunderstanding, Jetson, Pissup
They had a right good pissup, they did, but there was a major misunderstanding having to do with a person claiming to be George Jetson, flying down on top of Jeannie Lynn, who was definitely not in any mood for sexually promiscuous aviators at the time . . .
Mandolin
Fiddle
Play
Harmony
Music
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cabinboy
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Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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Location: England
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Bottom
Crease
Cushion
Curved
Starch
Shazzy sat her bottom on a cushion, only she fell off as it was more curved then she thought it was, the best way would be to crease it slighty and add some spray starch, or superglue or get a bigger bottom.
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8PUSSIES
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Joined: 22 Jan 2009
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Rabbit, Bacon, Liver, Onion, Manky
He told her he would try to eat the liver, bacon, and onions off her bare belly, but when she suggested he try feasting on rabbit legs with ketchup sauce, he told her, "NO, that idea was positively manky!"
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cabinboy
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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Location: England
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Mallet
Mallard
Shopping mall
Lard
Let
All aboard the mallard express taking you to the Shepton Mallet shopping mall where you can let your hair down and buy lard at bogof.
Rabbit
Bacon
Liver
Onion
Manky
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8PUSSIES
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Joined: 22 Jan 2009
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Season, Makeshift, Terminator, Germinator, Cunnilingus
It was the growing season again, so I set up my makeshift bloom lamp and germinator trays, turned off the Terminator movie my son had been watching, and went to bed to dream of hot applications of cunnilingus from willing participants.
Mallet
Mallard
Shopping mall
Lard
Let
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cabinboy
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Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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Location: England
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Turntable
Skirt
Barbeque
Faucet
Trombone
Looking for my vinyl record of 78 trombone to play on my turntable, i noticed it was dirty so i ran it under the faucet(why dont you call it a tap  ) , anyhow i noticed 8P walk past me and drop her skirt so she was only in her knickers, we never did get around to that barbeque.
Season
Makeshift
Terminator
Germinator
Cunninlingus
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8PUSSIES
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Joined: 22 Jan 2009
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Heat, Solution, Dying, Poking, Fried
We had been cooking all day with all burners going, and felt like we were dying in the heat of an August afternoon, so our solution was to continue cooking in the nude, until my friend kept on poking me with a French fried potato, so I squirted her with ketchup.
Turntable
Skirt
Barbeque
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Trombone
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stillpure
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Joined: 12 Jan 2008
Posts: 3036
Location: NY
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Embankment
Grass
Boulder
Wolf
Vitamin
Good thing I had my vitamins today, because I had the strength to push a boulder through the grass and into the water as an embankment to escape from a hungry wolf.
Heat
Solution
Dying
Poking
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8PUSSIES
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Joined: 22 Jan 2009
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Behold, Foul, Soaring, Junior, Might
The junior superhero came soaring down from the sky, displaying his strength, that it might make the foul criminals tremble with fear, and he was such a masculine sight to behold that Marilyn felt her knees go weak as she let out a dreamy sigh.
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Grass
Boulder
Wolf
Vitamin
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stillpure
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Crept
Crawled
Stretch
Yawn
Trampoline
I crawled out of bed, yawned, and began my early morning stretch, before going over to my trampoline; unfortunately, it seemed my cat had crept outside during the night and tore a hole in it.
Behold
Foul
Soaring
Junior
Might
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8PUSSIES
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Joined: 22 Jan 2009
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Filthy, Daring, Slutty, Yummy, PVC
He crept down into the filthy crawlspace to reconnect a PVC pipe to the plumbing, and when he came out, he stripped off his dirty clothes, daring his female assistant, who was quite yummy, and not the least bit slutty in her demeanor, to edge closer to his sexy, hot naked body, and begin to stroke him to a passionate release.
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cabinboy
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Pot sticker
Paella
Strudel
Tandori
Borcht
Cant be doing with paella, its to fishy for me and while strudle is ok i prefer a dam good beef tandori (extra hot), though sometimes i make a complete borcht of it and need to put a pot sticker on the pot to remind me to add more spices.
Filthy
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Slutty
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Pvc
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8PUSSIES
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Joined: 22 Jan 2009
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Saddle, Love, Day, Miserable, Truth
The miserable truth was that she was still so in love with her boyfriend -- not a moment or a day went by that she did not think about him -- she put aside her anger to saddle up and ride over to see him.
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Paella
Strudel
Tandori
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Pandora
Diary
Mole
Profoundly
Townsend
As she looked through Townsend's profoundly written diary, Pandora rubbed her chin in thought, then realized she had yet another nasty mole that she simply must get removed, thus forgetting about her history paper.
Saddle
Love
Day
Miserable
Truth
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cabinboy
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Lmfao 8P 
Chimpanzee
Elbow
French dressing
Canoe
Garfield
Do any of you remember BJ and the Bear, Bear was Chimpanzee who's real name was Garfield (not to be confused with the lasgane loving cat) and he loved french dressing by the gallon, he used to test it by sticking his elbow in it and then jumping in a canoe and seeing if it was still there after 2miles of white water. BJ however was a cross dresser from Doncaster.
Pandora
Diary
Mole
Profoundly
Townsend
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