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PostPosted: 2/9/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did nothing! I was here reading all about teeth extraction and the joys of the feel of rubbery gums on ones glands when you came in and well ... You know how the sight of you brings out thing in me ... (like false teeth ToolTimes at work hehehe. Ooops! Sorry couldn't help myself)
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PostPosted: 2/9/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

stu_ful wrote:
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How about soaking them dentures in whisky? ToolTimes at work

C'mere and let me knock yours out ya lil shit.. ToolTimes at work (Just don't go getting any falsies later)


I promise no dentures, whiskey soaked or otherwise Embaressed And speaking of falsies ... Are THOSE real? Wink


There's nothing plastic, porcelain or pickled on me, me ole mucker. Ummm ok...maybe I do get a lil pickled from time to time, but....

Have we hijacked this thread?? Bad Stu...bad, bad Stu!!!
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PostPosted: 2/9/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How about soaking them dentures in whisky? ToolTimes at work

C'mere and let me knock yours out ya lil shit.. ToolTimes at work (Just don't go getting any falsies later)


I promise no dentures, whiskey soaked or otherwise Embaressed And speaking of falsies ... Are THOSE real? Wink
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PostPosted: 2/9/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How about soaking them dentures in whisky? ToolTimes at work

C'mere and let me knock yours out ya lil shit.. ToolTimes at work (Just don't go getting any falsies later)
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PostPosted: 2/6/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Just dab a little whiskey on your winkey and you'll be set!
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Now that has definate possibilities! Razz


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PostPosted: 2/5/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Just dab a little whiskey on your winkey and you'll be set!
Wink Razz Very Happy


Now that has definate possibilities! Razz
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PostPosted: 2/5/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, Miss Bee's earlier post about the Pogues made Shane MacGowan leap to mind as someone who's pretty much there and ready to go right out of the box, Jackl... Just dab a little whiskey on your winkey and you'll be set!
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PostPosted: 2/5/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG! I knew I shouldn't have let curiousity overcome me and peek inside this thread! Teeth! Gums....Dentures!! Noooooo!!! Just the thought has me cringing and shaking. Shurruppp Stu!!

*Runs away as fast as her lil legs can carry her!*
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PostPosted: 1/7/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wubble I don't think you're supposed to deep throat the toothbrush when brushing and as far as what you do with the white stuff this may be one of the few cases where I suggest spit over swallow. Razz

You do get extra points for the rinse and repeat though. Another pint of beer
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PostPosted: 1/6/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I often wondered was there a reason why I gagged when I brushed my teeth Laughing
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PostPosted: 1/6/2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack, i was reading up on something, found this and Immediately thought of you! What ever happened to the lovely Maria?

Odontophilia is the sexual attraction that comes from looking at teeth or seeing the extraction of teeth. Odontophilia is not a very common fetish but it is growing in the fetish online community. Those with a fetish for teeth often get off on seeing pictures of teeth or dental movies. This particular fetish does not include the physical act of having sex with teeth and orgasm can be reached merely from looking at pictures or videos. People who are into odontophilia are usually also into toothbrushing.

Did you have all her teeth removed or are you pacing yourself?
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PostPosted: 11/12/2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Giggles*...Growl...Chomp...Chomp!!
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PostPosted: 11/12/2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry Jack;
I just can't see myself visiting the dentist, to make your fantasy come true. I might find you an old Eskimo, to perform the duty.
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PostPosted: 11/3/2007    Post subject: Teeth, Redundancy, Dentists, and the Future Reply with quote

Sorry, I could not help but revisit an old and favorite topic of mine. I recently, this afternoon, finalized (if I were British I would have said finalised, but, I am not) some business (bidness if you are truly southern) at my local Department of Redundancy Department, a key office I assure you. The primary purpose of this visit was to make certain that the new dentist I had brought in to work with my long standing friend was properly permitted. To make a rather long story slightly shorter, just a little, we now have addtional capacity for teeth removal, mno more waiting. For those ladies that were waiting for this more expedited opportunity to be able to perform that fabled gum job I have so happily trumpeted, I just wanted to let you know. You can email me to both set your appointments, check your healing schedule, and then, the first time to apply that gummy action. Just trying to do my civic duty.

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