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stu_ful Lusty Librarian's Pet

Joined: 03 Jun 2007 Posts: 650
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I did nothing! I was here reading all about teeth extraction and the joys of the feel of rubbery gums on ones glands when you came in and well ... You know how the sight of you brings out thing in me ... (like false teeth hehehe. Ooops! Sorry couldn't help myself) |
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Precious Pet Lusty Librarian's Pet


Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Posts: 1363 Location: In your mind right now
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How about soaking them dentures in whisky?  |
C'mere and let me knock yours out ya lil shit.. (Just don't go getting any falsies later) |
I promise no dentures, whiskey soaked or otherwise And speaking of falsies ... Are THOSE real?  |
There's nothing plastic, porcelain or pickled on me, me ole mucker. Ummm ok...maybe I do get a lil pickled from time to time, but....
Have we hijacked this thread?? Bad Stu...bad, bad Stu!!! _________________ "Remind me of my place. If I cry, give me a reason, show me no mercy. Force me to my knees and use me as You will." |
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stu_ful Lusty Librarian's Pet

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How about soaking them dentures in whisky?  |
C'mere and let me knock yours out ya lil shit.. (Just don't go getting any falsies later) |
I promise no dentures, whiskey soaked or otherwise And speaking of falsies ... Are THOSE real?  |
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Precious Pet Lusty Librarian's Pet


Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Posts: 1363 Location: In your mind right now
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How about soaking them dentures in whisky?  |
C'mere and let me knock yours out ya lil shit.. (Just don't go getting any falsies later) _________________ "Remind me of my place. If I cry, give me a reason, show me no mercy. Force me to my knees and use me as You will." |
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stu_ful Lusty Librarian's Pet

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Posted: 2/6/2009 Post subject: |
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Just dab a little whiskey on your winkey and you'll be set!
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Now that has definate possibilities!  |
How about soaking them dentures in whisky?  |
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Precious Pet Lusty Librarian's Pet


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Posted: 2/5/2009 Post subject: |
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Just dab a little whiskey on your winkey and you'll be set!
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Now that has definate possibilities!  _________________ "Remind me of my place. If I cry, give me a reason, show me no mercy. Force me to my knees and use me as You will." |
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oxfordrhythm Lusty Librarian's Pet


Joined: 24 Jul 2006 Posts: 1862 Location: somwhere between church and state...
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lol, Miss Bee's earlier post about the Pogues made Shane MacGowan leap to mind as someone who's pretty much there and ready to go right out of the box, Jackl... Just dab a little whiskey on your winkey and you'll be set!
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Precious Pet Lusty Librarian's Pet


Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Posts: 1363 Location: In your mind right now
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OMG! I knew I shouldn't have let curiousity overcome me and peek inside this thread! Teeth! Gums....Dentures!! Noooooo!!! Just the thought has me cringing and shaking. Shurruppp Stu!!
*Runs away as fast as her lil legs can carry her!* _________________ "Remind me of my place. If I cry, give me a reason, show me no mercy. Force me to my knees and use me as You will." |
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stu_ful Lusty Librarian's Pet

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Posted: 1/7/2009 Post subject: |
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Wubble I don't think you're supposed to deep throat the toothbrush when brushing and as far as what you do with the white stuff this may be one of the few cases where I suggest spit over swallow.
You do get extra points for the rinse and repeat though.  |
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well behaved lady Lusty Librarian's Pet


Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 3959 Location: not taking life too seriously
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I often wondered was there a reason why I gagged when I brushed my teeth  _________________ Wubble |
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Alexandra_M Lusty Librarian's Pet


Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 1335 Location: East of the Moon
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Jack, i was reading up on something, found this and Immediately thought of you! What ever happened to the lovely Maria?
Odontophilia is the sexual attraction that comes from looking at teeth or seeing the extraction of teeth. Odontophilia is not a very common fetish but it is growing in the fetish online community. Those with a fetish for teeth often get off on seeing pictures of teeth or dental movies. This particular fetish does not include the physical act of having sex with teeth and orgasm can be reached merely from looking at pictures or videos. People who are into odontophilia are usually also into toothbrushing.
Did you have all her teeth removed or are you pacing yourself?
Alexa _________________ The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
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baby Lusty Librarian's Pet


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Posted: 11/12/2007 Post subject: |
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*Giggles*...Growl...Chomp...Chomp!! _________________ Sit and Spin... |
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Alexandra_M Lusty Librarian's Pet


Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 1335 Location: East of the Moon
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Sorry Jack;
I just can't see myself visiting the dentist, to make your fantasy come true. I might find you an old Eskimo, to perform the duty.
Alexa _________________ The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
Leonardo Da Vinci |
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jackl Lusty Librarian's Pet


Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Posts: 1204 Location: Southern US
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Posted: 11/3/2007 Post subject: Teeth, Redundancy, Dentists, and the Future |
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Sorry, I could not help but revisit an old and favorite topic of mine. I recently, this afternoon, finalized (if I were British I would have said finalised, but, I am not) some business (bidness if you are truly southern) at my local Department of Redundancy Department, a key office I assure you. The primary purpose of this visit was to make certain that the new dentist I had brought in to work with my long standing friend was properly permitted. To make a rather long story slightly shorter, just a little, we now have addtional capacity for teeth removal, mno more waiting. For those ladies that were waiting for this more expedited opportunity to be able to perform that fabled gum job I have so happily trumpeted, I just wanted to let you know. You can email me to both set your appointments, check your healing schedule, and then, the first time to apply that gummy action. Just trying to do my civic duty.
Your willing servant - Jack _________________ The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it
You have to catch up with it yourself.
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