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Please, don't anyone light a match...
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bentaz
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haha always funny always add to the moment never spoil it!!!
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Free n Wet has it right, I also find the rougher it is (and I love it to be rough) the more frequent FFs are. This only happens with female partners when we are using really large toys enthusiastically, same thing then.
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Q. What is the difference between an oven and a fanny?
A. The oven doesn't fart when you take the beef out! |
Pork, definitely
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“I had a girlfriend who got embarrassed during sex because she made a funny sound from her, uh, hoo-ha”
“You know a queef, a fanny fart”
She was like, “Oh my god I’m sorry I did that! I want it to be your paradise”
I was like, “Baby it’s OK. Even the Bahamas gets hurricanes!”
By Hogwild.net
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| angiewalkerblue wrote: |
Q. What is the difference between an oven and a fanny?
A. The oven doesn't fart when you take the beef out! |
Should that not be pork  
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| angiewalkerblue wrote: |
Q. What is the difference between an oven and a fanny?
A. The oven doesn't fart when you take the beef out! |
 
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free-n-wet
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| I have noticed the rougher it is the more likely I am to make such a noise |
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Nyaeve
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I agree, I shall have to buy a bigger toy and join you in experimenting!!
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| Nyaeve wrote: |
| I think Angie may have a point, I have suffered this potentially embarrassing phenomenon but only when I have been exceptionally well served by a guy with an exceptional piece of equipment... any connection? |
I would think so, Nyaeve. If we ignore the fact that people keep on telling us that size does not matter and that the vagina folds down or stretches around, whatever is placed in it, for a minute. My common sense tells me that with a smaller penis, the air won't get trapped in the vagina, but be able to escape around the edges, whereas with a bigger one you would get a stopper effect and the air will only escape after the plug has been removed. The combined wetness and size of the penis should make a fairly airtight seal.
Logically you should then also experience this with big toys.....off to experiment.
Alexa
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| Is it proper etiquette for a woman to say "excuse me" after a front botty burp or for her partner to say "bless you" thereafter? |
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Nyaeve
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I think Angie may have a point, I have suffered this potentially embarrassing phenomenon but only when I have been exceptionally well served by a guy with an exceptional piece of equipment... any connection?
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Fanny Hill
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| Posted: 8/17/2008 Post subject: Re: Fanny Farts |
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| cabinboy wrote: |
And a round of applause to Ms Hill for this public service annoucment
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Twas my pleasure CB, (curtseys and graciously accepts roses thrown onto stage).
The term public service announcement always reminds me of Mr Cholmondley-Warner - I do recall his guide to conjugal rights http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h9...
but I think he made a serious omission in not mentioning fanny farts!
Miss Bee is now given the honorary title of Bee Best British Bonqueefa
And Spy Master wins the award for most romantic reference to fanny farting and cum bubbles
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cabinboy
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| Posted: 8/17/2008 Post subject: Re: Fanny Farts |
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| Ok I've been wracking my brain for the last couple of days trying to come up with a new thread to get you all giggling & I think I've found it thanks to Fanny Hill & her wonderful words I have just read. |
WBL I am honoured
And of course, now I feel I must contribute to this thread 
So after a good google, I do hope no-one ever gets to look at my search history, and a lot of plagiarism from someone's blog, (thanks to Kristen of Wordpress), it seems that the British, the Australians and naturally the Irish, before I get a slap from WBL, are in agreement over the word fanny fart but the Americans prefer the word Queef.
Other terms used are:
Queeb, queve, bonqueefa, front botty burp, breath of Vulva (PMSL at that one), muff guff, pussy fart and vart
A subject for a totally different thread could be the term 'queef caker’ being someone who enjoys having a vaginal fart in their mouth!
(I think I can already see someone getting ready to post that is not funny).
In France we have pet vaginal
The Italians have scoreggia vaginale
For the Germans amongst us misen furz
But I am very confused by the Spanish term moreno which means brown
Here endeth today's lesson on Fanny Farts by Fanny Hill, I hope you are all better informed and slightly amused - it's ok Sexybikerchick, I won't be offended that you are not, so don't stress yourself trying to raise a smile
PS: It really amused me to see Fanny Farts by Fanny Hill on the most recent forum topics list, this may inspire me to reply to this thread again, so someone kill it fast  |
And a round of applause to Ms Hill for this public service annoucment
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