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bun and a shish kabob. I took the sausage out of the bun and began to simulate fellatio. Eric mimicked me and we got hysterical.
"Eric, this is a serious question, so don't laugh." He was laughing already. "Why is it that some men prefer to have a man suck their cocks rather than a woman? I mean, a blow job is a blow job, isn't it?"
"Yes and no, Annie," he answered slowly, trying to regain his composure. "I know heterosexual happily married businessmen who like to go to the adult book stores during lunch break and stick their dicks through the glory holes. Why? Could be one of many reasons. Some guys just like to get off in a nice wet warm mouth. Doesn't matter much if that mouth belongs to a man or a woman. I doubt many women love to suck cock. They do it to please their lover. Homosexual men like me, however, love to suck cock. I live for that load shooting down my throat. I love a man's cum. Did I answer your question? Speaking of that, I don't just come here to write. This is sort of a meeting place for…uh…you know." An effeminate looking young black man in a jogging suit waved frantically at Eric.
"Yes, you answered my question, Eric. Are you going to eat your bun? Or just fuck it?"
We laughed and laughed and laughed and Eric motioned for the young man to come over and introduced him as Reggie.
"Reggie, would you like a sausage?" I asked innocently. Eric broke up again.
"I'd prefer Eric's to one like you have, Annie." Now the three of us gagged on the hilarity of the situation.
"So would I, but no such luck," I responded indifferently. "This is not my lucky day I guess. But it looks like you are going to get lucky, Reggie. Well…uh…you two…uh…enjoy spending quality time together. I have to go. It has been an enlightening afternoon, Eric. You're a nice guy, even if you don't like pussy. I'll buy your books." We hugged for a moment and parted as friends. He gave me his e-mail address and I promised I'd write to him when I got home.
That evening Henry took me to a NBA game at the Arena in
Oakland
. The Warriors versus the Lakers. The game didn't interest me much but the Warrior Girls and the Hoop Troop were entertaining. I was mesmerized by how tall the players looked in person and how big their feet were.
"Henry, don't the Lakers have a reputation for being womanizers?" I finally asked, feeling that all too familiar itch between my legs.
"Well, Annie, they once had a player, Wilt Chamberlain, who wrote a book boasting that he had sex with 20,000 women."
"I'd like to be 20,001."
"He's dead."
"Oh. That won't work then.”
Feeling a sense of hopelessness, I started to cry. Then I noticed a rather good looking tall white man, obviously Chinese, sitting on the Lakers' bench in street clothes. He kept staring directly at me. I asked Henry who he was. After
Houston
got Yao Ming and he did so well, Henry explained, the Lakers went after the next best center in , who just happened to be a cousin of
Yao
's named Wang Ming. He hadn't been signed yet, but the Lakers were close to completing a deal. Oh yeah, I thought, someone who is well over seven foot tall named Wang must have a really big penis. When the giant got up during the game and took
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| viola |
Posted: 2006/11/1 23:45 Updated: 2006/11/1 23:45 |
Bookworm   Joined: 2006/9/3 From: Posts: 78 |
 Superlative! The description,plot & character development are all indicative of an excellent writer. Well done!
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| az |
Posted: 2006/9/6 15:35 Updated: 2006/9/6 15:35 |
Lusty Librarian's Pet   Joined: 2006/5/30 From: California Posts: 233 |
I've read all three This is definitely your best work yet! Nice blend of seriousness, history and yes, HUMOR. Again, you're very good at writing these stories with twists of humor in them. I enjoyed it very much and it is so good, I can picture this story being a movie!
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| cemmaes |
Posted: 2006/5/2 21:25 Updated: 2006/5/2 21:25 |
Lusty Librarian's Pet  Joined: 2005/11/6 From: Red Sex Nation Posts: 693 |
Great story! Great story! Congrats on winning!
Booger - dude, what is your PROBLEM? You really need to chill. I love how you talk big under an "anonymous" heading. At least the rest of us have the balls to use a name if we talk shit. Lil's a friend of mine. I take offense at you slinging shit her way. Lighten up.
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| sinsee |
Posted: 2006/5/2 20:30 Updated: 2006/5/2 20:30 |
Lusty Librarian's Pet  Joined: 2006/1/6 From: Posts: 233 |
Re: Congrats and regrets oh shit i forgot to log on. that was me. maybe you forgot to log on too annonymous motherfucker.
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| Anonymous |
Posted: 2006/5/2 20:28 Updated: 2006/5/2 20:28 |
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Re: Congrats and regrets hey anonymous if you had any balls you would identify yourself. but then if you did have any balls as in a male i would have to stomp you like the maggot like you are. lillian is a sweetie.
delilah honey great story. loved the reference to joe d. some of us brighter individuals on this site are yankee fans.
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| Anonymous |
Posted: 2006/5/2 15:20 Updated: 2006/5/2 15:21 |
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Congrats and regrets Congratulations on winning the contest your story certainly deserved it although if you really won a date with Lillian then I guess I should offer you my most sincere regrets as well.
Well I hope for your sake she's up to date on her vaccinations and rabies shots. Maybe you can use some of that prize money on some condoms because i'm sure just being around her will get you a couple of STD's.
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| Sarahhh |
Posted: 2006/5/1 14:58 Updated: 2006/5/1 14:58 |
Lusty Librarian's Pet  Joined: 2005/12/3 From: Steelers country Posts: 296 |
Congrats! Delilah, great story and congratulations on winning the contest. Incidentally, you also won a date with Queen Lillian. See a thread called "Are you ready for some football?" on the Bulletin Board for details.
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Posted: 2006/3/27 13:44 Updated: 2006/3/27 13:44 |
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Re: You poor girl! Not that poor since she\'s going to Paris. I have spent a lot of time in Frisco and the author\'s knowledge of the city is right on. Which only added to a very entertaining tale. Thank you, Delilah. Are you going to tell us about Paris in the same fashion? Yours, Lenny.
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| Big Richard |
Posted: 2006/3/26 13:12 Updated: 2006/3/26 13:12 |
Virgin   Joined: 2006/2/28 From: Posts: 7 |
You poor girl! Damn that story sounded almost true. LOL. Is it? Great story in any event.
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