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  Night of the Vagina Pineapple (4/7)  

95 votes
Author: memnoch the babymaker  Published: 10/29/2007  story views: 24171
 


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breath and then I find her tongue and start to suck it as I feel her push even closer against my bare chest. She starts to kiss me back deeper and then sucks on my tongue, almost painfully, with her little fangs. I release her mouth and start to kiss and suckle her neck whilst (god, I have always wanted to use that word in a porno story) she runs her hands over my body with little moans escaping her fanged lips. Her touch feels so good; she is still in full costume and her gloved hands are running all over me. Every last bit of her tastes and smells of the pineapple and I love it.

I run my mouth over her neck and then I pull her head back by her pigtails and start to kiss down her chest till I get to the top of her corset. I pull down one side with my teeth and a hard nipple the size of the tip of my pinky pops out and into my mouth. At first I suck it, making her moan deeply, and then I bite it hard making her squeal just like in my fantasy. She grabs me and digs her nails into my arms even through the gloves and I can feel the heat of her crotch on my hardness.

I shove my tongue roughly into her mouth again and she responds with a hunger as I lift her with my hands under her ass up onto the dressing table. I run my mouth down her chest again and pull the other side of the corset down and give her other swollen nipple some attention. Her head falls back as I suck her and I run one hand up her thigh highs under her tutu till I find bare skin. My hand wanders between her smooth thighs till I find her heat and with one tug I remove her tiny black thong soaked with her juices. Her hands are on my head almost resisting me but I pull her hips forward on the table till her tiny swollen pink slit is completely exposed to me. Her pussy is so beautiful, shaven bare and glistening with her slick juices waiting to be taken. I spread her legs even further with no protest from her anymore and I start to kiss down from her nipple, down her corset and then toward her prize.

Then I have an idea. She smells of her own juices and the pineapple juice but I want more. The basket is beside me. As I kiss around her slit I reach over to the basket and take a handful of the still warm sauce. Without warning I slap the whole handful all over and into her swollen pussy. Her eyes jolt open but before she can even say a word I am not only eating her out, I am devouring her cunt. I slurp up every drop of pineapple with my tongue darting in and out of her folds. I slide my tongue from her anus to the top of her lips and then settle on her hot little clit for dessert. I am not gentle and I bite down on the hard little nub and suck it hard between my teeth and immediately she tenses, pulls my hair and digs those steel heels into my back. My mouth and chin are covered in her and
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memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/11/9 0:20  Updated: 2007/11/9 0:20
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: From Mrs. Norman
thanks so much
Montana Norman
Posted: 2007/11/8 22:23  Updated: 2007/11/8 22:23
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/6/11
From: Dallas Texas
Posts: 862
 From Mrs. Norman
I really enjoyed this story. Food, sex with food and killer clowns with monstrous hard-ons. WOW...What more could a girl ask for! Nice play on the initials and VP's duality.
Dapper Dan
Posted: 2007/11/8 8:28  Updated: 2007/11/8 8:28
Flirt
Joined: 2007/6/14
From: midwest, USA
Posts: 40
 Congrats...
on winning the Halloween contest. A well deserved win with a great story. I enjoyed it mmensely. DD.
goth queen
Posted: 2007/11/2 20:50  Updated: 2007/11/2 20:50
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/8/1
From: england
Posts: 186
 i loved it
killer clown tramy vampire porno voice PINEAPPLE great!!!!!
lynsey007
Posted: 2007/11/2 11:57  Updated: 2007/11/2 11:57
Up and Comer
Joined: 2007/2/8
From: Tennessee
Posts: 68
 GREAT!
enjoyed the story very much! congrats on winning.
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/11/1 23:06  Updated: 2007/11/1 23:06
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Mmmmm...
thanks.... any other favorite fruit?
swtpssylckr47
Posted: 2007/11/1 14:56  Updated: 2007/11/1 14:56
Virgin
Joined: 2007/9/12
From: Southern California
Posts: 5
 A four star blaster of a story!
Man, I will never look at pineapple the same way ever again. ;-). Very hot!!!
moonflwr8
Posted: 2007/11/1 11:05  Updated: 2007/11/1 11:05
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/2/27
From:
Posts: 164
 Congrats...
This is a wonderful story, enjoyed the sticky sweet sex...love pineapple. Well written and thourougly enjoyed. Way to go! moon
thinksexy
Posted: 2007/10/30 17:50  Updated: 2007/10/30 17:50
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/12/17
From:
Posts: 2871
 Mmmmm...
I do love pineapple! Great story, the image of the Halloween Clown and the trampy little Vampire are forever ensconsed in my brain. Congratulations!
pops134
Posted: 2007/10/30 13:49  Updated: 2007/10/30 13:49
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/10/9
From: somewhere between the stars and you !!
Posts: 388
 very hot
i just wonder if pineapple comes out of fur??? Hmmmm
Kitty_Senpai
Posted: 2007/10/30 13:17  Updated: 2007/10/30 13:17
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/6/14
From: Beach in the Caribbean... under a nice pale moon
Posts: 165
 MEORWWWW
i love it .... then again... i'm partial to pineapple sex n/e ways lol
Precious Pet
Posted: 2007/10/30 11:30  Updated: 2007/10/30 11:30
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/9/11
From: In your mind right now
Posts: 1364
 Congratulations!!
Many many congrats on winning the contest memnoch...an outstanding story and a worthy winner! Well done!! x
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/30 11:03  Updated: 2007/10/30 11:03
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: memnoch,
thanks for that comment
silentheart
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:45  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:45
Bookworm
Joined: 2006/5/8
From: Pittsburgh, Pa
Posts: 100
 wow
this was very hot. loved every word of it. a true winner. congrates
Scorpio
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:41  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:41
Virgin
Joined: 2006/3/27
From: Missouri
Posts: 2
 memnoch,
That was a great story! I could really FEEL how much he wanted her, and enjoyed laughing 'whilst' being totally turned on. :) Congratulations!
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:35  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:35
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Juicy.....
thanks
Rampant Reader
Posted: 2007/10/29 22:08  Updated: 2007/10/29 22:08
Virgin
Joined: 2007/10/29
From: FL
Posts: 1
 yummm
Ive never really liked pineapple...until now! I think i might have to start increasing my daily dose of fruit.
Wabbit
Posted: 2007/10/29 15:23  Updated: 2007/10/29 15:23
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/1/23
From: In the shadows
Posts: 1098
 Juicy.....
Tale of pineapple flavored tail. Well done, fun and sexy read. Really enjoyed it.
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/29 13:04  Updated: 2007/10/29 13:04
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Oooo
thanks, any other flavors particular to your taste buds?
cindy
Posted: 2007/10/29 12:57  Updated: 2007/10/29 12:57
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/4/30
From: down the county...
Posts: 1541
 Oooo
Pineapple is my favorite fruit. I loved the humor.