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  Night of the Vagina Pineapple (5/7)  

95 votes
Author: memnoch the babymaker  Published: 10/29/2007  story views: 24175
 


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the pineapple juices as she pulls me up by my hair and starts kissing me deep, sucking it all in. Her gloved hands are all over me. She starts unbuckling my belt till she finds my rod and starts stoking me as my clown pants fall to the floor.

I pull her hips forward on the dressing room table till her ass is barely hanging on the edge and I position the head of my throbbing cock at the entrance of her dripping slit.
I grab her by the waist and back of the neck and pull her onto me slowly. The head is barely in and she gasps and I withdraw a bit and then I slam it hard into her up to my balls.

She immediately wraps her legs around my back and buries her head in my chest; as her pussy tightens so hard on my cock I almost cum after one stroke. I hear her whimper in her Veronica voice but then I feel her start to move her hips in rhythm to my strokes.

Then from somewhere deep inside she speaks in the VP voice.

“Harder, that’s it Jack, Jack my pussy, Jack me up!”

That almost sends me over the edge but I control it and decide to see how far I can take her. I grab her by the pigtails and pull her hair back hard and force my tongue in her mouth. I then slide my hand under her ass for leverage and rest my middle finger at the entrance to her dark hole, slowly pushing it in. I start to ram my rod into her pussy as hard as I can with the deepest strokes I can, taking my cock almost out completely and then back in. To my surprise she keeps up with every stroke and I can feel the heat rising in her and her body begins to tense. She wraps tightly around me and puts her mouth on my neck as I slam into her and she screams in the squeaky voice. “Fill me up, fill me up now Jack!”

Her body tenses, convulses and she sinks her little fangs into my shoulder blade and her heels into my back as her orgasm causes her pussy to clamp down on my cock like a vice. That’s all it takes and I shoot a hot stream of cum into her that I think will never end. My cock jerks again and again as I feel her little fangs draw blood on my shoulder.

She slowly eases her grip and removes her mouth from my shoulder with a faint reddish color on her lips. I withdraw my hard cock from her pussy and admire my work. She is still spread eagle on the dressing table with her back to the mirror, white makeup smeared and corset pulled down. She smells of her cum and mine mixed with pineapple and sweat. Then I look down at her sweet little slit. It is still covered with shiny juice and my then cum starts oozing out.

As I watch her dripping pussy I can only think of those delicious pineapple cream pies Mary Ann made Gilligan on the island. For some weird reason this gets me hard again instantly and she sees the lust in my eyes.

I grab her off the table and turn around facing
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memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/11/9 0:20  Updated: 2007/11/9 0:20
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: From Mrs. Norman
thanks so much
Montana Norman
Posted: 2007/11/8 22:23  Updated: 2007/11/8 22:23
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/6/11
From: Dallas Texas
Posts: 862
 From Mrs. Norman
I really enjoyed this story. Food, sex with food and killer clowns with monstrous hard-ons. WOW...What more could a girl ask for! Nice play on the initials and VP's duality.
Dapper Dan
Posted: 2007/11/8 8:28  Updated: 2007/11/8 8:28
Flirt
Joined: 2007/6/14
From: midwest, USA
Posts: 40
 Congrats...
on winning the Halloween contest. A well deserved win with a great story. I enjoyed it mmensely. DD.
goth queen
Posted: 2007/11/2 20:50  Updated: 2007/11/2 20:50
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/8/1
From: england
Posts: 186
 i loved it
killer clown tramy vampire porno voice PINEAPPLE great!!!!!
lynsey007
Posted: 2007/11/2 11:57  Updated: 2007/11/2 11:57
Up and Comer
Joined: 2007/2/8
From: Tennessee
Posts: 68
 GREAT!
enjoyed the story very much! congrats on winning.
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/11/1 23:06  Updated: 2007/11/1 23:06
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Mmmmm...
thanks.... any other favorite fruit?
swtpssylckr47
Posted: 2007/11/1 14:56  Updated: 2007/11/1 14:56
Virgin
Joined: 2007/9/12
From: Southern California
Posts: 5
 A four star blaster of a story!
Man, I will never look at pineapple the same way ever again. ;-). Very hot!!!
moonflwr8
Posted: 2007/11/1 11:05  Updated: 2007/11/1 11:05
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/2/27
From:
Posts: 164
 Congrats...
This is a wonderful story, enjoyed the sticky sweet sex...love pineapple. Well written and thourougly enjoyed. Way to go! moon
thinksexy
Posted: 2007/10/30 17:50  Updated: 2007/10/30 17:50
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/12/17
From:
Posts: 2871
 Mmmmm...
I do love pineapple! Great story, the image of the Halloween Clown and the trampy little Vampire are forever ensconsed in my brain. Congratulations!
pops134
Posted: 2007/10/30 13:49  Updated: 2007/10/30 13:49
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/10/9
From: somewhere between the stars and you !!
Posts: 388
 very hot
i just wonder if pineapple comes out of fur??? Hmmmm
Kitty_Senpai
Posted: 2007/10/30 13:17  Updated: 2007/10/30 13:17
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/6/14
From: Beach in the Caribbean... under a nice pale moon
Posts: 165
 MEORWWWW
i love it .... then again... i'm partial to pineapple sex n/e ways lol
Precious Pet
Posted: 2007/10/30 11:30  Updated: 2007/10/30 11:30
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/9/11
From: In your mind right now
Posts: 1364
 Congratulations!!
Many many congrats on winning the contest memnoch...an outstanding story and a worthy winner! Well done!! x
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/30 11:03  Updated: 2007/10/30 11:03
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: memnoch,
thanks for that comment
silentheart
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:45  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:45
Bookworm
Joined: 2006/5/8
From: Pittsburgh, Pa
Posts: 100
 wow
this was very hot. loved every word of it. a true winner. congrates
Scorpio
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:41  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:41
Virgin
Joined: 2006/3/27
From: Missouri
Posts: 2
 memnoch,
That was a great story! I could really FEEL how much he wanted her, and enjoyed laughing 'whilst' being totally turned on. :) Congratulations!
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:35  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:35
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Juicy.....
thanks
Rampant Reader
Posted: 2007/10/29 22:08  Updated: 2007/10/29 22:08
Virgin
Joined: 2007/10/29
From: FL
Posts: 1
 yummm
Ive never really liked pineapple...until now! I think i might have to start increasing my daily dose of fruit.
Wabbit
Posted: 2007/10/29 15:23  Updated: 2007/10/29 15:23
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/1/23
From: In the shadows
Posts: 1098
 Juicy.....
Tale of pineapple flavored tail. Well done, fun and sexy read. Really enjoyed it.
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/29 13:04  Updated: 2007/10/29 13:04
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Oooo
thanks, any other flavors particular to your taste buds?
cindy
Posted: 2007/10/29 12:57  Updated: 2007/10/29 12:57
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/4/30
From: down the county...
Posts: 1541
 Oooo
Pineapple is my favorite fruit. I loved the humor.