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  Night of the Vagina Pineapple (6/7)  

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Author: memnoch the babymaker  Published: 10/29/2007  story views: 24172
 


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the mirror and then bend her over and spread her legs wide. I waste no time and just shove my dick in her hard. She whimpers in her Veronica voice as my balls are slapping against her ass with my hard strokes. I reach around and roughly play with her clit listening to her moan. Then I want more. I want all of her, Veronica or VP.

I pull out and spread her wider but this time I reach over and grab another handful of pineapple sauce. I hold her down as I slather the sauce all over my hard rod. I grab another handful and slap it hard onto her tight little anal entry. As I apply pressure with the head of my cock to her puckered little hole she starts to rise up and whimper, “No,” in the Veronica voice as the tip pops in. She whimpers again as I work an inch in but then I feel sorry for her and start to withdraw. The head is almost out when she raises up turns her head around, looks me in the eye as she reaches down to spread her ass and says in her squeaky VP voice, “More.” She pushes back as I push forward into her tight little virgin asshole. She looks me in the eyes the whole time as I work my whole length in and just moans, “More and more.”

I take her hand and hold it to her lips to lick and place on her clit. She starts to rub it furiously as I pick up my strokes in her ass. She never stops looking me in my face as her expression changes with her coming orgasm. I pull her pigtails again as I start to grunt and we cum together. Her body shakes and even her ass clamps tighter as she rides her pleasure out and I shoot my hot load in her ass.
As my still hard cock pulls out of her ungodly tight ass it is covered in a sloppy sticky mix of mine and her cum and dripping thick warm pineapple sauce. Before I can take a step back she is off the dressing room table in a flash and on her knees licking and sucking the whole mix off my member. I still jerk whenever her little fangs scrape against my dick as she consumes every last drop and drains me dry. No real vampire could do better.

“Hmmmm, pineapple was always my favorite flavor,” she says, licking her lips.

VP stands up and wraps her arms around me and begins kissing my neck and rakes her little fangs hard across my skin.

“More after the last show,” she whispers. She reaches over to the table and picks up her soaking little thong and crumples it in my hand. “Keep these, I won’t need them the rest of the night.” She steps back, straightens her little tutu and walks toward the door. “Gotta clean up for the show.” She pauses by the fruit and dips her finger in the pineapple and then traces her finger between her thighs. “But not too clean.” She then spins on her little stilettos and prances out the door singing “Happy Halloween” in her squeaky porno stage voice. I truly believe my dick will never be soft again.

Which one is she truly? No clown knows for sure.
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memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/11/9 0:20  Updated: 2007/11/9 0:20
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: From Mrs. Norman
thanks so much
Montana Norman
Posted: 2007/11/8 22:23  Updated: 2007/11/8 22:23
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/6/11
From: Dallas Texas
Posts: 862
 From Mrs. Norman
I really enjoyed this story. Food, sex with food and killer clowns with monstrous hard-ons. WOW...What more could a girl ask for! Nice play on the initials and VP's duality.
Dapper Dan
Posted: 2007/11/8 8:28  Updated: 2007/11/8 8:28
Flirt
Joined: 2007/6/14
From: midwest, USA
Posts: 40
 Congrats...
on winning the Halloween contest. A well deserved win with a great story. I enjoyed it mmensely. DD.
goth queen
Posted: 2007/11/2 20:50  Updated: 2007/11/2 20:50
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/8/1
From: england
Posts: 186
 i loved it
killer clown tramy vampire porno voice PINEAPPLE great!!!!!
lynsey007
Posted: 2007/11/2 11:57  Updated: 2007/11/2 11:57
Up and Comer
Joined: 2007/2/8
From: Tennessee
Posts: 68
 GREAT!
enjoyed the story very much! congrats on winning.
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/11/1 23:06  Updated: 2007/11/1 23:06
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Mmmmm...
thanks.... any other favorite fruit?
swtpssylckr47
Posted: 2007/11/1 14:56  Updated: 2007/11/1 14:56
Virgin
Joined: 2007/9/12
From: Southern California
Posts: 5
 A four star blaster of a story!
Man, I will never look at pineapple the same way ever again. ;-). Very hot!!!
moonflwr8
Posted: 2007/11/1 11:05  Updated: 2007/11/1 11:05
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/2/27
From:
Posts: 164
 Congrats...
This is a wonderful story, enjoyed the sticky sweet sex...love pineapple. Well written and thourougly enjoyed. Way to go! moon
thinksexy
Posted: 2007/10/30 17:50  Updated: 2007/10/30 17:50
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/12/17
From:
Posts: 2871
 Mmmmm...
I do love pineapple! Great story, the image of the Halloween Clown and the trampy little Vampire are forever ensconsed in my brain. Congratulations!
pops134
Posted: 2007/10/30 13:49  Updated: 2007/10/30 13:49
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/10/9
From: somewhere between the stars and you !!
Posts: 388
 very hot
i just wonder if pineapple comes out of fur??? Hmmmm
Kitty_Senpai
Posted: 2007/10/30 13:17  Updated: 2007/10/30 13:17
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/6/14
From: Beach in the Caribbean... under a nice pale moon
Posts: 165
 MEORWWWW
i love it .... then again... i'm partial to pineapple sex n/e ways lol
Precious Pet
Posted: 2007/10/30 11:30  Updated: 2007/10/30 11:30
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/9/11
From: In your mind right now
Posts: 1364
 Congratulations!!
Many many congrats on winning the contest memnoch...an outstanding story and a worthy winner! Well done!! x
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/30 11:03  Updated: 2007/10/30 11:03
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: memnoch,
thanks for that comment
silentheart
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:45  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:45
Bookworm
Joined: 2006/5/8
From: Pittsburgh, Pa
Posts: 100
 wow
this was very hot. loved every word of it. a true winner. congrates
Scorpio
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:41  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:41
Virgin
Joined: 2006/3/27
From: Missouri
Posts: 2
 memnoch,
That was a great story! I could really FEEL how much he wanted her, and enjoyed laughing 'whilst' being totally turned on. :) Congratulations!
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:35  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:35
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Juicy.....
thanks
Rampant Reader
Posted: 2007/10/29 22:08  Updated: 2007/10/29 22:08
Virgin
Joined: 2007/10/29
From: FL
Posts: 1
 yummm
Ive never really liked pineapple...until now! I think i might have to start increasing my daily dose of fruit.
Wabbit
Posted: 2007/10/29 15:23  Updated: 2007/10/29 15:23
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/1/23
From: In the shadows
Posts: 1098
 Juicy.....
Tale of pineapple flavored tail. Well done, fun and sexy read. Really enjoyed it.
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/29 13:04  Updated: 2007/10/29 13:04
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Oooo
thanks, any other flavors particular to your taste buds?
cindy
Posted: 2007/10/29 12:57  Updated: 2007/10/29 12:57
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/4/30
From: down the county...
Posts: 1541
 Oooo
Pineapple is my favorite fruit. I loved the humor.