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  Night of the Vagina Pineapple (7/7)  

95 votes
Author: memnoch the babymaker  Published: 10/29/2007  story views: 24170
 


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But to me, no more Veronica, no more VP, now it is only my little Vagina Pineapple.

Yep, one hell of a way to spend Halloween.

I wonder what’s in the next fruit basket…
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memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/11/9 0:20  Updated: 2007/11/9 0:20
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: From Mrs. Norman
thanks so much
Montana Norman
Posted: 2007/11/8 22:23  Updated: 2007/11/8 22:23
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/6/11
From: Dallas Texas
Posts: 862
 From Mrs. Norman
I really enjoyed this story. Food, sex with food and killer clowns with monstrous hard-ons. WOW...What more could a girl ask for! Nice play on the initials and VP's duality.
Dapper Dan
Posted: 2007/11/8 8:28  Updated: 2007/11/8 8:28
Flirt
Joined: 2007/6/14
From: midwest, USA
Posts: 40
 Congrats...
on winning the Halloween contest. A well deserved win with a great story. I enjoyed it mmensely. DD.
goth queen
Posted: 2007/11/2 20:50  Updated: 2007/11/2 20:50
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/8/1
From: england
Posts: 186
 i loved it
killer clown tramy vampire porno voice PINEAPPLE great!!!!!
lynsey007
Posted: 2007/11/2 11:57  Updated: 2007/11/2 11:57
Up and Comer
Joined: 2007/2/8
From: Tennessee
Posts: 68
 GREAT!
enjoyed the story very much! congrats on winning.
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/11/1 23:06  Updated: 2007/11/1 23:06
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Mmmmm...
thanks.... any other favorite fruit?
swtpssylckr47
Posted: 2007/11/1 14:56  Updated: 2007/11/1 14:56
Virgin
Joined: 2007/9/12
From: Southern California
Posts: 5
 A four star blaster of a story!
Man, I will never look at pineapple the same way ever again. ;-). Very hot!!!
moonflwr8
Posted: 2007/11/1 11:05  Updated: 2007/11/1 11:05
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/2/27
From:
Posts: 164
 Congrats...
This is a wonderful story, enjoyed the sticky sweet sex...love pineapple. Well written and thourougly enjoyed. Way to go! moon
thinksexy
Posted: 2007/10/30 17:50  Updated: 2007/10/30 17:50
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/12/17
From:
Posts: 2871
 Mmmmm...
I do love pineapple! Great story, the image of the Halloween Clown and the trampy little Vampire are forever ensconsed in my brain. Congratulations!
pops134
Posted: 2007/10/30 13:49  Updated: 2007/10/30 13:49
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/10/9
From: somewhere between the stars and you !!
Posts: 388
 very hot
i just wonder if pineapple comes out of fur??? Hmmmm
Kitty_Senpai
Posted: 2007/10/30 13:17  Updated: 2007/10/30 13:17
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/6/14
From: Beach in the Caribbean... under a nice pale moon
Posts: 165
 MEORWWWW
i love it .... then again... i'm partial to pineapple sex n/e ways lol
Precious Pet
Posted: 2007/10/30 11:30  Updated: 2007/10/30 11:30
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/9/11
From: In your mind right now
Posts: 1364
 Congratulations!!
Many many congrats on winning the contest memnoch...an outstanding story and a worthy winner! Well done!! x
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/30 11:03  Updated: 2007/10/30 11:03
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: memnoch,
thanks for that comment
silentheart
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:45  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:45
Bookworm
Joined: 2006/5/8
From: Pittsburgh, Pa
Posts: 100
 wow
this was very hot. loved every word of it. a true winner. congrates
Scorpio
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:41  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:41
Virgin
Joined: 2006/3/27
From: Missouri
Posts: 2
 memnoch,
That was a great story! I could really FEEL how much he wanted her, and enjoyed laughing 'whilst' being totally turned on. :) Congratulations!
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/30 10:35  Updated: 2007/10/30 10:35
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Juicy.....
thanks
Rampant Reader
Posted: 2007/10/29 22:08  Updated: 2007/10/29 22:08
Virgin
Joined: 2007/10/29
From: FL
Posts: 1
 yummm
Ive never really liked pineapple...until now! I think i might have to start increasing my daily dose of fruit.
Wabbit
Posted: 2007/10/29 15:23  Updated: 2007/10/29 15:23
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/1/23
From: In the shadows
Posts: 1098
 Juicy.....
Tale of pineapple flavored tail. Well done, fun and sexy read. Really enjoyed it.
memnoch the babymaker
Posted: 2007/10/29 13:04  Updated: 2007/10/29 13:04
Virgin
Joined: 2005/8/21
From:
Posts: 6
 Re: Oooo
thanks, any other flavors particular to your taste buds?
cindy
Posted: 2007/10/29 12:57  Updated: 2007/10/29 12:57
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/4/30
From: down the county...
Posts: 1541
 Oooo
Pineapple is my favorite fruit. I loved the humor.