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  Pink Panties (1/5)  

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Author: tendertouch  Published: 3/2/2010  story views: 6337
 


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It all began on a foggy Sunday afternoon. We were lazing around the house, each of us nursing a hangover, wearing what little we had gone to sleep in when we realized it was one o’clock in the afternoon. We made a strong pot of coffee and grubbed whatever was edible in the refrigerator. Taking our plates and cups to the living-room we curled up on the sofa to discuss what had happened the night before. She told me about what and who she saw and I compared it to my vague recollection of the events. “What was his name?” I asked and she laughed. That laugh only a girlfriend can give when she knows exactly what you’ve done. Refueling complete we were on to our next adventure.

We shared the shower. As she washed my long red hair she began to ask the questions I always dreaded. I wasn’t as into sex as she was. In fact I didn’t really enjoy it. I enjoyed the flirting and attracting attention. Sex was just something I did as a thank you for your time and attention.

“Did you blow him?”

“No,” I retorted her hands massaged my scalp.

“Did you touch him at all?”

“You know I didn’t.” I leaned to put my hands on the shower rail, her massage weakening my resistance.

“How big was he?” she asked as she pulled the suds from the scalp to the ends of the hair dangling across my ass.

“Not as big as Randy,” and together we said “bigger than Todd.” Our private joke about my permanent booty call, Todd was the only man I let make me cum. He used his fingers slowly and methodically. He always took the time to find my G spot and never stopped until I was whimpering in satisfaction. The other bonus was he never asked to fuck. He is small, very small and could cum himself just fingering me. He loves to watch me cum. It worked for us but my friend thinks it’s freaky.

I turned to rinse my hair. Then it was my turn to scrub her body. I filled the washcloth with thick suds and started at the tight muscles in her shoulders. Rubbing and massaging away the tightness a week as a hairdresser creates. She didn’t talk while I washed her. I could feel her body begin to relax as I thoroughly washed from shoulder to knee. I handed her the cloth, allowing her to wash the only spot we have an unspoken agreement to be untouched. I conditioned my hair then rubbed the leftover conditioner on Angie’s breast as I reached around her.

“He said he’d see me later,” I offered her.

“Yeah, right, that’s if he can find you. Trish, I’m not even a man and you sexually frustrate the hell out of me.”

I left her in the shower, got out and began to dry off. As she finally joined me I announced I needed to practice for the tournament the next night.

“Can’t understand why you play that stupid game,” she declared, rubbing her short brown tresses between a thick cotton towel. Her spikes stood straight up as she admired them before finishing her hateful thoughts concerning me playing pool. “Trish, you are a lady. You look like a lady, smell like a lady. I bet you even taste like a lady. Why do you play pool?”

“It’s not boring. It’s
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old501levis
Posted: 2010/3/13 9:07  Updated: 2010/3/13 9:07
Virgin
Joined: 2009/11/18
From: Western US
Posts: 4
 Great Job!
Loved the way you threaded your story! Funny and VERY exciting! look forward to more!
Reaver_wolf
Posted: 2010/3/13 2:57  Updated: 2010/3/13 3:05
Bookworm
Joined: 2006/7/30
From: England
Posts: 113
 A welcome return to the Library
Bravo, What a welcome return to the library for me, having been a pop in / pop out visitor for awhile now I can only thank my new friend for switching me onto this story. Indeed wit and erotica is alive and well congratulations on this work
sensualtravler
Posted: 2010/3/5 7:23  Updated: 2010/3/5 10:44
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/11/11
From: Looking over your shoulder.
Posts: 285
 Re: Thank You
Nice read to a cute story, although I did reread the shower scene several times just to make sure I hadn't missed any details. :) Unfortunetely, I hadn't. :( You must address your fears of those forbidden zones though hun. It really doesn't hurt that bad, or that long either. ~grin~ Rather give head than have sex hmmm? That only took a few nano seconds to registar! If she's tall and blonde, I'm free any day she is! ~grin~ As for lil ole you, or being bazzar: I plead the fifth. Que sticks inserted anally I've heard are uncomfortable!
Sam just Sam
Posted: 2010/3/4 3:25  Updated: 2010/3/4 3:25
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2009/7/5
From: Chicago
Posts: 278
 encore
i mirror the request for a sequel. Very sexual. And mine are black - i do not have the skin tone for pink.
uptomischief
Posted: 2010/3/3 23:13  Updated: 2010/3/3 23:13
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2009/9/19
From: Texas, USA
Posts: 183
 still laughing
I can totally see this story happening. I'm still laughing. Freaking hilarious.
tendertouch
Posted: 2010/3/3 20:02  Updated: 2010/3/3 22:29
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2009/9/24
From: Historical home in the middle of college row.
Posts: 395
 Thank You
Ya'll are so great and encouraging. I've learned so much from writing. Just wanted to share that for the most part this is a true story. I almost submitted it as such but decided I laughed more and thought others would too. Yes, I can whip your ass at pool. Yes, my friend would rather give head than have sex. Yes, we have actually showered together and have the unspoken untouchable zone. As I said its true for the most part. How else would little ol' me come up with such a bazzar story? Thanks Again ~Tender~
cuddlekitty
Posted: 2010/3/3 14:30  Updated: 2010/3/3 14:30
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/3/5
From: Right behind you. You should run.
Posts: 1225
 Heeeheeee...
Every group of girlfriends has at LEAST one code phrase that says sooo much more than the words themselves indicate on the surface! :) The relationship between these two is nicely defined, the scenes are descriptive and some humor tossed in for good measure. I enjoyed this little trip down girlfriend lane! Thanks for sharing it!
Luv2
Posted: 2010/3/3 9:05  Updated: 2010/3/3 9:05
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/4/7
From: Fading into the western sunset...
Posts: 5739
 Nice going Tender.....
First stories are such a rush! It gets better as you go. Thanks for a fun read. Gotta love a beer drinking, pool shooting woman. :)
jackl
Posted: 2010/3/2 23:10  Updated: 2010/3/2 23:10
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2006/7/18
From: Southern US
Posts: 1296
 Loved It!
Wonderful start Tender, you have talent, I look forward to seeing more. I got a very hearty laugh, sounded like something you would think of.
harleyrider
Posted: 2010/3/2 21:08  Updated: 2010/3/2 21:08
Virgin
Joined: 2009/10/1
From:
Posts: 17
 Well done
Congrats on the publication Tender! Great read. Sexy and humorous, and you can really picture what you're writing. Looking forward to more stories from you! ((HUGS)) HR
duchess
Posted: 2010/3/2 20:57  Updated: 2010/3/2 20:57
Up and Comer
Joined: 2009/7/16
From:
Posts: 65
 Laughing
Oh Tender, Has she read this? It's so much more than the story I heard. I'm thinking you have some talent too. I'm proud of you, A. Really proud.
Allways_workin
Posted: 2010/3/2 19:11  Updated: 2010/3/2 19:11
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2009/5/17
From: All over the United States
Posts: 1398
 Wonderful Tender
Very good job and yes the shower seen was great...I like pink panties but never on a man...lol Again, Great job Tender
Forrest Matt
Posted: 2010/3/2 18:07  Updated: 2010/3/2 18:07
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2007/5/28
From: UK
Posts: 224
 Finally!!!
Finally hunni, One of your best pieces finally on the Shelves of the Lusty Library, It had me gripped to the end and i was hanging on your every word :D Brilliant :D.....Need to get my hands no you now ;)
Sir M
Posted: 2010/3/2 16:18  Updated: 2010/3/2 16:18
Up and Comer
Joined: 2009/3/24
From: North of the border
Posts: 43
 congratulations
Well done on geting your story published. Was very good. Didnt go where i thought it was but that was a good little twist. Shower scene was good. Look forward to reading more of your stories. M xx
bigmamba
Posted: 2010/3/2 15:23  Updated: 2010/3/2 15:23
Up and Comer
Joined: 2009/8/26
From:
Posts: 52
 Congrats!
Very nice tender! It was a great read, but by the title, I was hoping the pink panties belonged to the sexy little redhead. Great start though, look forward to more of your stuff!
Dancinggirl
Posted: 2010/3/2 15:00  Updated: 2010/3/2 15:00
Lusty Librarian's Pet
Joined: 2009/10/18
From:
Posts: 938
 Congratulations girlfriend!
Well done on your first publication tender! I really enjoyed your story, great detail, and I love the characters. I'm hoping that there's a sequel because I need more sex in my LL stories!! Oh, and I loved the shower scene.....:) xx