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arguing, the two intruders stood there in disbelief, until finally the female said, "Excuse me." But Vicky ignored her and said, "I thought I'd work on my tan." "Tan my ass! You can't tan; you told me so yourself! You were just torturing me!" I snapped back at Vicky, also ignoring the armed invader. "EXCUSE ME!" came once again the voice of the female intruder. Totally ignoring the two armed and dangerous felons pointing guns, Vicky lunged again and yelled at me, "After what you said, you've had it easy. I've just started." At that point, the female felon walked right up to Vicky, used the barrel of her pistol to push back one side of Vicky's robe, totally exposing one breast, then pushed the end of the barrel right around the exposed nipple and said, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Without moving her weapon, she looked over at me and added, "YOU TOO, 'LOVERBOY'!" We both shut up instantly. The female said to her companion, "I'm going to look around. If either of them so much as farts, break her arm!" With that, she left the room. A few minutes later we heard her voice saying, "This will work. Bring them in here." Chapter Five - “Hop On, Cowgirl” "Move it, buddy!" he said to me as he followed me while pushing Vicky in the direction of the sound of his companion's voice. I went in the direction that the female felon's voice had come from and found myself in our bedroom. I walked in to see her waiting for us, standing in front of our brass king-size bed. In her hand she was holding several phone cords that she must have pulled from the walls, and one of the pairs of the handcuffs I recently bought in a bulk lot on eBay for resale. When I walked in the room, I noticed a vibrator on the nightstand on Vicky's side of the bed. It was still wet from use. "Here is how this is going to go down," she started, "by now, the police have an APB out on our truck since they take a dim view of art theft, so we need a place to fix it that is away from prying eyes. Your barn is perfect for that. Since we figured you probably wouldn't let us hide our truck in the barn while we worked on it, we decided to ask nicely. So, any objections if we use your barn?" She didn't wait for a response but simply waved her pistol back and forth between Vicky and me and said, "I didn't think so." Then she continued, "What we don't need is you two calling the police while we are fixing the truck." "Now, since you're such a nice happy couple and have so generously agreed to let us use your barn…" she said with a mischievous smile on her face, "I've decided that you deserve some quality time with each other." And looked over at the bed. Her companion chuckled. Vicky looked over at her and said to the felonious female, "You've got to be kidding?" "Not a bit." Then the busty outlaw turned to me and said, "You first, 'Loverboy', LOSE THE CLOTHES!" I had removed my
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| peachiebaby |
Posted: 2009/6/24 9:53 Updated: 2009/6/24 9:53 |
Lusty Librarian's Pet   Joined: 2008/4/26 From: In your dreams love, in your dreams Posts: 323 |
 Ta Ta lovers.......... Lol I loved all your stories! They made me laugh and gave me lots of ideas ;).
Are the robbers ever going to get caught in one of their own traps?? Thanks for
sharing! Kisses Peachie
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| 8PUSSIES |
Posted: 2009/6/23 18:27 Updated: 2009/6/23 18:27 |
Lusty Librarian's Pet   Joined: 2009/1/22 From: frolicking naked in the forest . . . Posts: 7238 |
 Borrowing the barn-- A very cute and enjoyable story. A nice addition to your other Bandit tales.
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