All was set up for a great day when my wife’s driving instructor arranged a mock driving test and called on the Monday to say that a slot was available on Wednesday of all days! This meant the she had to go and could not come with us but encouraged me to go anyway as we had a few jobs to complete on the boat. Wednesday came around and I was genuinely looking forward to taking Steve and Jo down to the boat. I set out at just after 8am and called to collect them. Jo answered the door with an upset look on her face and said that they couldn’t come as Steve had pulled his back the day before and it was no better today.

I went inside to find Steve lying flat on his back and looking pretty pissed off. I stayed for a cuppa (cup of tea to you non-UK’ers) and started to console Steve who was not a happy camper.

After a short while Steve hit on the idea that Jo should go with me by herself and enjoy the day instead of sitting there all day with him. Jo reluctantly agreed and I have to admit that my dirty old mind clicked into gear as the prospect of a day with Jo by herself dawned on me. She finally agreed and went upstairs to get change into some old clothes. I cheekily suggested that she only needed her bikini as it’s been pretty hot over here in the UK this summer. Jo shouted down that if I was going to be an old perv all day that she wouldn’t come at all so I apologised and said that I was only joking. She came down wearing some old jeans and a baggy tee shirt, which I thought she looked pretty damn sexy in anyway.

We set out and as our mooring is only a few miles away we reached the boat at around 8:30 and started unpacking our stuff. I told Jo it was great to have her all to myself for the day and she just said that I’d have to behave myself or she’d be walking home.

As I mentioned, we have had some great weather here in the UK this summer and this day was no exception. As the temperature stated to rise Jo shocked me by taking her tee shirt off to reveal her bikini top which showed her tits off really well. Of course, I teased her with the idea that she should get more comfy and remove her jeans but she was having none of that and insisted that this was all the excitement that I’d be having during our day. I have just replaced the outboard motor and an idea struck me. I suggested that we go out for a short trip to test my new engine to which Jo readily agreed. We started out and went down the canal for about 2 hours, which was great fun. It was getting near lunchtime so I suggested we turn around and moor up for lunch. Jo had brought some sandwiches and drinks so all was set for lunch. Jo unpacked our lunch and we set out the table in the cockpit of the boat and started munching away.

I have to confess that my thoughts were on how I could get Jo to remove her jeans ever since she said no earlier and I must have had a vacant look on my face as my mind wandered as she